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crankylex: (sansan see me)

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Created on 2009-05-03 16:01:29 (#246295), last updated 2012-10-26 (255 weeks ago)

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Name:crankylex
Birthdate:Aug 17
Location:New Jersey, United States of America
Website:Fic By Lex
The name's Lex. Kind of like Cher. But with less plastic surgery.

I would first like to point out that I was Lex LONG before Smallville was even a twinkle in the producer's eye so, no, my name has nothing to do with that. It is in fact my real, honest-to-god nickname, as my given name is Alexis.

I used to hail from the BtVS/AtS fandom, where I wrote excessive amounts of fan fiction. After five years, I fell out of love with both BtVS and AtS, and I stopped watching. My breakup with Joss Whedon was the easiest of my life. But as there were no hard feelings when we divorced *grin*, I got back together with him so I could watch Firefly. *sob*

I was also an avid watcher of Farscape, X-Files, Xena, Gargoyles, JAG, Witchblade, Highlander, and Forever Knight. I'm also really digging X-Men movieverse right now, along with Blood Ties and Stargate Atlantis.

My home is filled with books, mostly paranormal romances, but with plenty of exceptions.

As for my personal life:

I am born, raised, and currently residing in northern NJ, in a suburb of Newark. And yes, I have an accent. I try to keep it down most of the time, but when I get agitated, I lose control of my vowels. ;->

I am known to the children in my neighborhood as The Cat Lady. I have, at the moment, six cats and one dog. They are my children, and are treated (and coddled) as such.

I am a lesbian, much to the eternal dismay of my mother, who prays nightly that I will wake up straight one morning. Hasn't happened yet, but hope springs eternal.

ETA: Okay, so I woke up a little less gay.

ETA2: Men suck. I had it right the first time.

ETA3: Okay, maybe not ALL men suck.

Current Crush on a Fictional Character: Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5

"Confirmed Survey 1. Upon arrival you will report for debriefing. And just one more thing, on your trip back I want you to take the time to learn the Babylon 5 mantra. Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. And if this ever happens again...
[shouts]
Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out! Babylon control out.
[to herself]
Civilians.
[looks up]
Just kidding about that God part. No offense."


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May you live in interesting times.

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abbie carmichael, aeryn sun, aeryn/john, alex/olivia, alexandra cabot, alias, amanda darieux, andromeda, angel, angela knight, animals, anita blake, ao3, ardeth bey, asthma, b/a, babylon 5, beka valentine, beka/tyr, bitchenvy.com, blood ties, bones, books, btvs, buffy the vampire slayer, buffy/angel, buffy/faith, carbohydrates, catherine bell, catherine/warrick, cats, changeling press, christina cox, claudia christian, covert affairs, cuteoverload.com, deanna lee, diet dr. pepper, dixie chicks, doctor who, dogs, duncan/methos, dykes, eating, elisa maza, elisa/goliath, ellora's cave, enterprise, evangeline anderson, evelyn carnahan, faith, fan fiction, fanfiction, farscape, febreze, femslash, ferrets, fiction, firefly, fleece, food, forever knight, freedom of speech, fringe, game of thrones, gargoyles, gillian anderson, gina torres, goliath, harm/mac, harry dresden, hawaii five-o, henry fitzroy, hex, highlander, hondas, horror, in plain sight, inara serra, insulin resistance, jag, janina gavankar, john crichton, john/teyla, joss whedon, judy mays, kim harrison, kyra moray, laurell k. hamilton, law & order, law & order ci, law & order svu, lesbians, linda howard, logan/marie, logan/rogue, loose id, macintosh, macos, mal/inara, malcom reynolds, mariska hargitay, mary/marshall, maryjanice davidson, merry gentry, moya, mutts, ncis, necessary roughness, new jersey, nick/warrick, nikki & nora, olivia benson, olivia dunham, olivia/peter, paranormal, paranormal romance, pcos, pit bulls, primeval, purple, reading, red meat, rizzoli & isles, rogue, ronon dex, sandor clegane, sansa stark, sansa stark/sandor clegane, sansan, sara pezzini/ian nottingham, sara/ian, scifi, sex, sga, shakira, shapeshifters, shelly laurenston, sherri l. king, shifters, sleeping, star trek, stargate: atlantis, stephanie march, susan ivanova, suzanne brockmann, swiffer, tanya huff, tattoos, television, teyla emmagan, teyla emmagen, the big bang theory, the dresden files, the l word, the mummy, the mummy returns, the voice, tiva, tony/ziva, torin kerr, true blood, tyr anasazi, vampires, vicki nelson, vicki/henry, werewolves, witchblade, wolverine, wolverine/rogue, wolverineandrogue.com, women, wrfa, writing, x-files, x-men, x-men movie, x-men movieverse, yancy butler, ziva david, zoe
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