things wrong with my life, no. 8,359

THINGS WRONG WITH MY LIFE, NO. 8,359

D:  Don, my "boss"
L:  me

D:  blah blah, I need this, blah blah, NEEEEEEED
L:  ::searches for special purple pen::
D:  whine, bitch, whine, bitch
L:  Where is my goddamn pen?!?!?  Which of you bitches stole my fucking pen?!?!?!?
D:  Which pen?
L:  My purple pen!  My favorite!  It's gone!
D:  ::reaches over, plucks out stick holding my hair up::  This special pen?
L:  Oh, shut up.