a thought for Monday morning/afternoon/whatever

[crankylex]

indiefic, in an attempt to cheer me up, sent the following:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

Amen.

Comments

[mightyjesse.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahaha. I don't even hate men right now and I find that hilarious...

[burningeden.livejournal.com]

Lol!!

Have you heard anything from your little missive?

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

Not yet, but I didn't expect anything until tonight at the earliest.

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

It entertained me so much that I made it my background on my work computer.

[burningeden.livejournal.com]

Have icepick.

Will travel.

[theantijoss.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. Brilliant.

[spikesleman.livejournal.com]

*cackle*

*cackle*

*snort*

*wheeze*

(reads aloud to Jim who looks a little flummoxed)

*cackle*