avril hatred

[crankylex]

CrankyLex: and I could not possibly loathe Avril Lavigne more.

Malisita78: Dude, I hate her so much I actually told my co-workers this mornign that I wanted to grab her by the hair, stick her head in a toilet and flush.

CrankyLex: I want her to be forced to take a picture where she is smiling, and not grimacing as though someone is anally violating her

Malisita78: I want to choke her with her tie.

Malisita78: I want to stuff Avril, Michelle Branch, and Vanessa Carlton into a drainage pipe together and make them harmonize amongst the sewage.

CrankyLex: ROTFLMAO

Comments

michelle branch is tolerable.

[crushw-eyeliner.livejournal.com]

the other two..not so much. Someone said that Avril was the missing link between Hanson and Sum41 (a canadian 'punk' band made of early 20 something youngsters. Like Nsync with bondage bracelets.)

[meinnim.livejournal.com]

ROFL. You crack me up.

I don't hate her as much as you two but I do have this rabid urge to pull up her tie, tighten it over her head and turn it into a makeshift headband so she can get her hair out of her face. Seriously, the hair ... it's driving me crazy.

<--- is quite shallow

[voleuse.livejournal.com]

Hm. I don't hate the other two, but I hate Avril. I don't even know who she is, but I heard a rumor that she spurned poor Kelly and Justin at the VMAs, so I must despise her on principle.

[malisita.livejournal.com]

It isn't that I necessarily hate the other two...okay, I would still stuff Vanessa in the storm drain...but I'm just frustrated with their current iconification in the music industry. If I hear one more time how they're the new crop of young talent who play their own instruments and are the anti-Britney, yaddayaddayadda, I may hurt someone.

They may not be blond and they may play their own instruments, but that doesn't make them any less processed and overproduced than the bevy of princesses that cropped up a few years back.

So, yes, serious "grrr"s from the Mala camp.

Incidentally, if Michelle Branch didn't breathe funny after every lyric, she'd be my out and out favorite of the three. As it stands, she doesn't get hoisted over a toilet.