supernatural lessons

[crankylex]

10 Things I Learned From Watching S1 of Supernatural

1. DON'T EVER SPLIT UP.  I don't care how much ground you have to cover, stay the fuck together.


2. Teenagers that break into "haunted" abandoned buildings don't deserve to be saved.  If they're that fucking stupid, they should die.


3. Don't ever trust directions given by kindly small town folk.  Buy a goddamn map.


4. Don't pick up hitchhikers.  Especially ones in tattered, old fashioned clothing.


5. If your kid tells you something is in the closet, listen.  Pay special attention if you live in an old house, you never know who died in the damn thing.


6. Before you buy a home in a new development, make sure it wasn't built on the site of a massacre.
   


7. If people try to warn you about swarms of insects/poltergeists/general evildoing, listen.  Worst case scenario, you look stupid.  Best case?  You don't get devoured by locusts.


8. Don't taunt urban legends.  It's not good for your health.


9. Don't investigate the strange noise.  Run in the opposite direction.


10. Things that go bump in the night get really, really pissed off when you shoot them with regular bullets.
    

Comments

[stars91.livejournal.com]

Someone else who has drank the Kool-Aid.

*le sigh*

Loved the list, and dude....seriously! You'd think people would've learned by now!

[eleniangel.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* So true!

Sorry I disappeared last night, we're clearly having issues with the wireless router talking to the modem.

[gailvixen.livejournal.com]

You forgot the "If the radio that didn't work 10 minutes ago suddenly turns on, and is playing some 1950's drive in music, you are about to die" rule. lol

I think they usually use rock salt in their shotgun shells.

:)

[gailvixen.livejournal.com]

You what series I think you'd really like?

Torchwood.

It's sexy, funny, sci-fi & Brittish.