no, not 'a lexus'

[crankylex]

So my actual name is Alexis.

(Hence, Lex. What, did you think I made that up? I'm waaay too boring for that.)

ALEXIS f,m English, German, Ancient Greek
Feminine form or masculine variant of ALEXIUS

ALEXIUS m Ancient Greek (Latinized)
From the Greek name Alexios which meant "defender", derived from Greek alexein "to defend".

A pharmacist refused to give me my medication on Wednesday because, since "Alexis is a man's name!", I couldn't be him.

How do you argue with people like that?

So I leaned over the counter and yelled, "I'M A BIIIIIIIG FAT DYYYYYYYKE, NOW GIVE ME MY PILLS!!!"

He handed them to me in a baggie.

*grin*

Thank you, Lea DeLaria.

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*falls over laughing*