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First of all, I must wish msaramat the happiest of birthdays today. Hopefully one with no children and attractive, naked men intent upon pleasuring her.

Second, I thought I would post one sided conversations heard at work today for everyone's viewing enjoyment.

"It's on fire?"
"Did you put it out?"
"You THINK you put it out? Is it still smoking or not?"

(I should add that JT nearly choked to death on a piece of candy while having this conversation with one of our operators.)

"It squirted too much into my hand!"

"Get off your knees, I need you now!

"Oh, for the love of Christ, do you have to follow me into the bathroom?"

"Did you just call me from the john?"

"Is there anything you won't do for money?"

"Sir, I understand that you want your site swept, but it is going to rain tomorrow."
"No sir, we can't sweep your construction site in the rain."
"Because the water turns the dirt into mud, sir."
"Sir, have you ever tried to sweep mud with a broom?"

"Ma'am? Where are you calling from?"
"Where in Roseland?"
"In fact we do work at more than one location in the entire town, ma'am. You will need to be more specific."
"There is no reason to call me names because someone trampled your flower bed, lady."

::sigh::

Like I always say, there is nothing wrong with this place that a rooftop and an AK-47 wouldn't fix.