crazy cat lady in training

So my cousins and my aunt and uncle went on a family reunion for the other side of the family. Yeah, great, wtf ever, it's raining where they are.

However, that leaves me with a total of eleven cats (only three are my own), three ferrets (all mine), and two dogs (not mine).

This is the approximate breakdown:

3 orange tabbies
2 pure whites
1 black and tan tabby
1 gray and tan tabby
1 tortoiseshell
1 calico
1 gray and white patched

1 panda
1 silver mitt
1 cinnamon

1 Great Dane/German Shepard cross
1 German Shepard mix

And a fucking partridge in a pear tree.