omfg roaches
Dec. 3rd, 2006 07:12 pmI would explain the last two weeks to you all, but it would take too long. To sum up:
* Spent a week in Atlantic City at a convention for work
* Spent two days cleaning my mother's house for Thanksgiving, finishing just in time to cook T-day dinner
* Remembered how much I truly hate cooking
* Discovered that when Liza came back from Africa with 10 crates of artifacts to be catalogued for her thesis, they were contaminated with roaches. Gambian roaches. I cannot adequately explain the TOTAL CLUSTERFUCK that resulted.
* Gambian roaches, as an aside, are much smaller than regular ghetto roaches. Go figure. I wanted to put both types of roaches in a tupperware container for a deathmatch, but there was no time.
* Did I mention the roaches?
* Spent a week in Atlantic City at a convention for work
* Spent two days cleaning my mother's house for Thanksgiving, finishing just in time to cook T-day dinner
* Remembered how much I truly hate cooking
* Discovered that when Liza came back from Africa with 10 crates of artifacts to be catalogued for her thesis, they were contaminated with roaches. Gambian roaches. I cannot adequately explain the TOTAL CLUSTERFUCK that resulted.
* Gambian roaches, as an aside, are much smaller than regular ghetto roaches. Go figure. I wanted to put both types of roaches in a tupperware container for a deathmatch, but there was no time.
* Did I mention the roaches?