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YET *MORE* THINGS I LEARNED FROM READING ROMANCE NOVELS
21. There are roving pairs of previously gay men who suddenly decide that adding a woman to their relationship would make their lives faaaabulous.
22. Every bipedal sentient species that is even remotely compatible with humans is suffering from a serious shortage of females.
23. Even with their impressive technology, those species must concoct elaborate plots to kidnap large quantities of earth women (who are, of course, easy.)
24. Even though they've never encountered humans before, their universal translators understand English.
25. Throwing in a few random apostrophes make a name 'alien' -- my new name will be L'ex.
26. Heroines are permitted to have large busts and slim hips, but never, ever the reverse.
27. Deep space: the new frontier for vampires. They're EVERYWHERE.
28. Despite the apparently large number of catlike aliens, no one ever gets a hairball.
29. A so-so sex life will suddenly be transformed into a multi-orgasmic one by the mere brush of the supernatural.
30. Shape-shifting is quick and pretty. There is no bone crunching or fur sprouting or agonizing pain.
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21. There are roving pairs of previously gay men who suddenly decide that adding a woman to their relationship would make their lives faaaabulous.
22. Every bipedal sentient species that is even remotely compatible with humans is suffering from a serious shortage of females.
23. Even with their impressive technology, those species must concoct elaborate plots to kidnap large quantities of earth women (who are, of course, easy.)
24. Even though they've never encountered humans before, their universal translators understand English.
25. Throwing in a few random apostrophes make a name 'alien' -- my new name will be L'ex.
26. Heroines are permitted to have large busts and slim hips, but never, ever the reverse.
27. Deep space: the new frontier for vampires. They're EVERYWHERE.
28. Despite the apparently large number of catlike aliens, no one ever gets a hairball.
29. A so-so sex life will suddenly be transformed into a multi-orgasmic one by the mere brush of the supernatural.
30. Shape-shifting is quick and pretty. There is no bone crunching or fur sprouting or agonizing pain.
previous parts
