THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY FAMILY NO. 2,768
(after searching for my car keys for 15 minutes, I reluctantly place a call to Sara at work as I am late for an appointment with my shrink)
Lex: Hey, have you seen my car keys?
Sara: Ummmm...
Lex: Do you have *my* car with you?
Sara: The seat of the baby carriage!
Lex: Is this word association? Fishsticks!
Sara: Tartar sauce!! No.
Lex: No, this is not word association, or no, tarter sauce is the wrong answer?
Sara: No, it's not word association, your car keys are in the baby carriage on the back porch.
Lex: ...Oh, I was totally going to look there next. What the fuck?
Sara: The were on the hood of your car and I didn't want them to blow off.
Lex: But why were they on the hood of the car? [Said in the same tone as, "But why is the rum gone?"]
Sara: I put them there.
Lex: ... Never mind.
(after searching for my car keys for 15 minutes, I reluctantly place a call to Sara at work as I am late for an appointment with my shrink)
Lex: Hey, have you seen my car keys?
Sara: Ummmm...
Lex: Do you have *my* car with you?
Sara: The seat of the baby carriage!
Lex: Is this word association? Fishsticks!
Sara: Tartar sauce!! No.
Lex: No, this is not word association, or no, tarter sauce is the wrong answer?
Sara: No, it's not word association, your car keys are in the baby carriage on the back porch.
Lex: ...Oh, I was totally going to look there next. What the fuck?
Sara: The were on the hood of your car and I didn't want them to blow off.
Lex: But why were they on the hood of the car? [Said in the same tone as, "But why is the rum gone?"]
Sara: I put them there.
Lex: ... Never mind.