NOT ANTI CHILD, JUST PRO CAT:
(upon hearing a plaintive wail coming from outside my house)
Lex: Do you hear that?
Sara: Could be a child crying.
Lex: I don't care if it's a kid! It might be a lost cat!!
Sara: This is why you have no children.
Lex: It could be in DANGER!!!!
Sara: Uh-huh.