wild kingdom, we're not
Jul. 16th, 2002 11:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
crankylexMy cats are the worst hunters ever.
Ever.
If we were forced to live in the wilderness, they would starve to death unless I foraged for us. I just spent fifteen minutes watching them try to catch a many-legged bug. I finally got so disgusted that I went and caught it for them, then released it to them.
I'm almost legally blind, the insect was the same color as the carpet, and I still caught it faster.
We are not shining examples of survival of the fittest.
Darwin would be so ashamed.
Ever.
If we were forced to live in the wilderness, they would starve to death unless I foraged for us. I just spent fifteen minutes watching them try to catch a many-legged bug. I finally got so disgusted that I went and caught it for them, then released it to them.
I'm almost legally blind, the insect was the same color as the carpet, and I still caught it faster.
We are not shining examples of survival of the fittest.
Darwin would be so ashamed.
