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There is some seriously freaky wind blowing around here. The power actually went out this morning around 7. I know this because I was on the phone getting ready to leave when it happened. Needless to say, my clothes had not yet been ironed, so I went to work as unwrinkled as a generous spray of Downy Wrinkler Releaser could make me.


1) What's the first person you slept with's middle name?

I never knew his middle name. To tell you the truth, I don't even remember his first name.

2) What kind of underwear are you wearing? And what color?

Victoria's Secret high cut briefs. Lavender.

3) What song do you want played at your funeral?

Sin Wagon by the Dixie Chicks

4) What is the number of your sluttiest friend:

I don't really have any friends that I would consider slutty.

5) What would your last meal be before being executed?

A big-ass cheesecake.

6) Beatles or Stones?

I'm not a fan of either, but I dislike the Beatles intensely, so the Stones win by default.

7) If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?

The guy that lives next door who continually allows his car alarm to go off in the middle of the night.

8) The person whose problems you wouldn't want to hear?

Pretty much everyone that's not on this list.

9) What is the thing most important to you about the prefered sex?

Ability to appreciate *my* sense of humor.

10) Do you secretly hate some of your friends, but are too nice to reject them?

Why would I spend time with someone I disliked? Why bother?

11) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

The ability to clone myself, so the real me could be sitting home on my ass while my clone(s) were working.

12) Favorite hangover cure?

Another drink!

13) How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?

Depends on what kind of alcohol. I have a fairly high tolerance for booze.

14) Favorite OutKast lyric?

"Shake it like a Polaroid picture"

15) Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?

Black/dark brown.

16) If you had to be blind or deaf?

Given my hobbies, it would be very hard to be blind, but the thought of being deaf is terrifying. I hope to never experience either.

17) Do you have any psychiatric problems?

Do you have all day?

18) Siblings that should go to rehab?

One. Technically not a sibling, but a cousin.

19) Least favorite month?

February. I have no good reason for disliking it. I just do.

20) Favorite hateful thing to do to somebody?

Talk to them? ::grin::

21) 1st movie you remember seeing as a kid?

No movie really sticks out as my first movie.

22) Favorite person in the whole world?

My aunt Marilyn.

23) When's the last time you went on a date?

A technical "date"? April 12th, 2003. I know the date offhand because it is Jimmy's birthday and we went out on our first (and actually, only) date that night. Three weeks later we were living together. Go figure.

24) Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?

Both.

25) Fall or spring?

Fall.

26) Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?

I don't really have many regrets on that front. I don't necessarily remember most of that front, but whatever. ::grin::

27) If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?

I'm not straight.

28) Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?

Someplace where it doesn't snow.

29) Who is the person you can count on the most?

There are actually quite a few people that I can count on when the going gets rough, chips are down, etc.

30) If you could date any celebrity, past or present, time and age are not a factor..

I'm not particularly interested in dating a celebrity.

31) What books have you pretended to read?

Why would I pretend to read a book?

32) What's a word you'd use to describe your life?

Chaotic.

33) What's your favorite drinking game?

We do a lot of Power Hours around here.

34) What did you dream about last night?

I don't really remember.

35) Favorite vices?

Food.

36) What's the last thing you'd ever tell someone?

I'm pretty blunt, so there's really nothing I wouldn't say to someone.
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