Shit.

[crankylex]

My life is about shit.

Cat shit, ferret shit, pigeon shit.

I wish I could understand how my naked, defenseless foot has become a magnet for tiny, secret piles of ferret shit.

Fresh ferret shit.

ragingpixie knows my pain.

On a funnier shit-related aside, the other day, The Man took the garbage out. He put on his loafers to do so. When he came back in, he took them off and sat on the couch. He happened to look down, and in a puzzled voice, said, "Babe? What is on my sock?"

I checked it out, and it was...

You guessed it.

I figured he stepped in it somehow, so I checked his path from where he left the loafers. No trail. So I assumed the position and began checking the carpet for evidence undetectable to the naked eye.

He went over to his loafers. Inside one of the shoes was...

You guessed it.

One of the cats shit in his shoe.

That poor, poor man.

Comments

[ragingpixie.livejournal.com]

I do know this pain. I also know the pain of lack of you.

[faithless-suze.livejournal.com]

Heh, shit-related stories are so much more amuzing when it happens to someone else. Sympathies to you and The Man from someone who has known the pleasures of guinea pig, cat, dog, bird and horse shit.

[jennem.livejournal.com]

[falls over laughing]

If your cat is still alive, then he is a very good man. You should keep him. [grin]

Sounds like you need to let the animals know whose boss....

[tangofic.livejournal.com]

That is so damn funny. My cat used to have a thing where he'd shit in the litterbox, then knock it out of the box and bat it around. It made me NUTS.

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

HORSE SHIT.

There is a very embarassing story involving me as a toddler and a giant mound of horse shit, but I will not go into detail.

:->

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

They know who the boss is.

Them.

Jimmy understands his place in the pecking order of the house. It is below the cats. He accepts that, because he realizes in a "them or him" situation, they would win and he would be out on his ass.

I love him, I do, but they are my babies.

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

One of my mother's cats shits NEXT to the litter box. Literally just outside the litter box. She pees in the box but never shits in it.

Go figure.

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

That is the worst pain EVER.

::sobs::