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[crankylex]

Gacked from minniem:

[1] spell your name backwards: Xel. If we want to be technical, Sixela.

[2] where do you live?: New Jersey

[3] describe yourself in 4 words: At the moment? Tired, cranky, grumpy and pissy.

[4] who is your worst enemy?: The sadistic crossing guard who just happens to stop traffic EVERY SINGLE DAY as I try to make it through his corner.

[5] if you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?: a baby dragon, awwwwww. Of course, I'd have to figure out where to put him when he gets bigger, but on the plus side, I'd have an efficient way of dispatching my enemies.

[6] what is the latest you've ever stayed up: I go through periods of time where I don't sleep at all, so this question is moot.

[7] ever been to Belgium?: Um, no. But I know people *from* Belgium, does that count?

[8] what's your favourite coin?: I have to admit that I do not have a favorite coin.

[describe your]

[9] wallet: chestnut brown leather, bought in Italy many years ago.

[10] brush: This sounds pretty nasty in hindsight, but I don't own a brush. I do, however, own several wide toothed combs, including a purple plastic one and a wood one.

[11] toothbrush: I think it's green. Teal, maybe? Is it bad that I don't notice something I stick in my mouth every day?

[12] jewelry worn daily: I wear silver hoops in my ears that I don't take out, a garnet and silver necklace I don't take off, a silver toe ring that I also don't take off, a garnet and silver ring on my left hand, a silver claddah on my right hand, a stainless steel tank watch on my left wrist, a green amber and silver bracelet on my left hand, a silver bangle with celtic knotwork also on my left hand, and a witchblade-esque silver and yellow amber bracelet on my right hand.

[13] pillow cover: the sheets and pillow cases on my bed right now are cream colored.

[14] blanket: Are you kidding me? It's like 95 fucking degrees outside.

[15] coffee cup: A black one that reads "If I learn any more, I will be a threat to national security."

[16] sunglasses: I don't wear them.

[17] underwear: Victoria's Secret hi cut panties, ash gray with little flowers on them.

[18] shoes: My favorite shoes are my black flip flops with beaded straps.

[19] handbag: beige canvas with brown leather straps. It's very trendy.

[20] favourite top: a sweatshirt so ancient that it is the thickness of a t-shirt. It has "Welders do it with a hot rod" across the front.

[21] favourite pants: I have a pair of ratty pajama bottoms that are reeeeealllly thin cotton. They have holes in them. I love them and would wear them all the time if I could.

[22] cologne/perfume: Bath and Body Works Cotton Blossom.

[23] CD in stereo right now: I'm in my office, which is sadly lacking in the stereo department.

[24] tattoos: One on my upper left arm.

[25] piercings: I have two holes in each ear, but I only use one.

[26] wearing: black chino pants and a red polo with my company's logo

[27] hair: dark brown, just below my ears

[28] makeup: I don't wear makeup

[what/who [is/are]]

[29] in my mouth: low fat crumb cake

[30] in my head: an endless repeat of "Do I have to be here?"

[31] wishing: that I could take a nap.

[32] after this: doing actual work

[33] talking to: the phone is blessedly silent

[34] eating: see aforementioned crumb cake

[35] do you like candles: They're okay.

[36] Do you like hot wax: Not applied to any part of my person

[37] do you like incense: No, it makes me sneeze.

[38] do you like the taste of blood: I don't go out of my way to drink it, but it doesn't bother me.

[39] fetishes: none that I can think of

[40] if you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason?: Currently, the guy that grilled the kitten is high on my list.

[41] person you wish you could be with right now: My crumpet, so that I could soothe her during her time of loss.

[42] what/who is next to you: my typewriter

[43] what do you want done with your body when you die: science is welcome to it, then they can cremate the rest

[44] do you believe in love: Sure. Happily ever after love? No.

[45] do you believe in soulmates: Yes, but not in a romantic sense, i.e. I don't believe your soulmate is someone you are destined to be involved in a romantic relationship with.

[46] do you believe in love at first sight: Not really, but I do believe in lust at first sight.

[47] do you believe in heaven: It's a great thought, but I have the feeling I'll be heading south. But I'll be in good company. ;-)

[48] do you believe in forgiveness: Depends on what is being forgiven. In general, I'm not a terribly forgiving person.

[49] do you believe in God: I believe in supreme beings, not necessarily just one.

[50] what's something that you wish people would understand: I wish people would understand that they should mind their own damn business. The world would be a better place if everyone fucked off and let people live their own lives.

[51] what's something you wish you could understand better: Why, no matter how much I make, I'm still broke at the end of the month.

[52] what's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow: Do the dishes. The dishwasher is broken and I've been ignoring the increasing pile of dirty dishes.