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So. I have a head cold.

This is not that important, except to note that since my high blood pressure is currently uncontrolled, I can't take anything. No Nyquil, no Dayquil, no Sudafed.

Except for Coricidin, who makes a cold medicine for high blood pressure. Do I have this item in the house? Of course not.

So, I asked Jimmy to go. He said, "As long as it's before the game."

So I make him a list. On the list is the Coricidin, diet ginger ale, sugar free cough drops (have I mentioned I have diabetes too?), a prescription I have waiting, and Stayfree Ultra Thin pads.

He looked me dead in the eye and said, "I AM NOT PICKING UP KOTEX!!!"

I pointed out that I will need them imminently.

His answer? "Use an old sock."

I almost wet my pants laughing.

The poor man, the indignity he has to suffer because of me. But he eventually buckled down and went to the pharmacy.

I just hope that he doesn't realize the prescription he's picking up is an anti-herpes medication, for the outbreak I feel coming on all over my mouth.

He would die of mortification. LOLOLOLOLOL.
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