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work angst
Dear Client:
You owe me money. You know you owe me money. I know you know you owe
me money. So fucking pay up, or I'll have to come out there with one of
my ex-con drivers and have them jack your shit up until you pony up the
cash, mmmkay?
Collections suck,
Lex
You owe me money. You know you owe me money. I know you know you owe
me money. So fucking pay up, or I'll have to come out there with one of
my ex-con drivers and have them jack your shit up until you pony up the
cash, mmmkay?
Collections suck,
Lex
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Which is why people hire attorneys like my boss. *g*
Of course we have our own problem with clients not paying. My boss just called one who paid regularly for months and then just stopped about four months ago and owes $8000. For our small firm that's almost a whole month's personnel salaries. And the guy's richer than Midas. It's always the rich ones who don't pay!