early morning grossness
Jul. 11th, 2006 08:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
crankylexDear Monty,
I understand that you sometimes scarf down your food too fast and puke it right back up in a matter of seconds. I have accomodated this by buying special food tailored to your needs, and also purchasing rugs that match the color of the food, so that the stains are barely visible.
I will never be able to accomodate you puking on my sleeping, defenseless body.
Never, do you hear me?
NOT EVER.
And to add insult to injury, I just changed those sheets on Sunday night.
No love at all,
Mom
I understand that you sometimes scarf down your food too fast and puke it right back up in a matter of seconds. I have accomodated this by buying special food tailored to your needs, and also purchasing rugs that match the color of the food, so that the stains are barely visible.
I will never be able to accomodate you puking on my sleeping, defenseless body.
Never, do you hear me?
NOT EVER.
And to add insult to injury, I just changed those sheets on Sunday night.
No love at all,
Mom
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Date: 2006-07-11 07:29 pm (UTC)I had a cat once who regularly "whoopsed" on me. Wonder if he was trying to tell me something?
I also had a cat who used to catch ginormous Florida "water bugs" (aka ginormous cockroaches) and lovingly deposit their mutilated almost-corpses on my pillow right by my face and then wake me up. I occasionally "whoopsed" myself.