crankylex | we're funnier than other peoples' families

This is an excerpt of an email conversation that is currently going on between my cousins and myself.

Sara, complaining about her herpes attack:

Do they have stronger anti-herpes meds there? I'm using the cream and took my last 2 pills and there keep being more. I have viral representation in three of the four mouth quadrants!!! Someone is gypsie cursing me for being the hot one...

Adam, whining:

At least you tell people you have this affliction.

Amy never told me until after I was locked into a binding legal agreement – marriage!

Amy, with no guilt at all:

Sucker.

Lex, putting it all in perspective:

Really, Adam, what's a little herpes between friends?