oh, joanne

[crankylex]

Upon watching X3 with my mother on Friday night (hey, it was her birthday, she wanted Hugh Jackman, go figure), we had the following conversations:

(watching young Warren saw off his wings)

L: Oh, Warren, don't! Your wings are so pretty and white and fluffy!!
J: He doesn't appreciate their fluffiness at the moment.
L: You wouldn't have made me cut my wings off, would you?
J: No, that would be a great mutation to have. But I would have made sure you didn't flutter them at inappropriate moments, like to scare small children or old people.
L: Heh.

(watching Phoenix stare blankly into space)

J: Jesus, she's the most powerful mutant on the planet and she can't get herself a good dye job?
L: Your options are limited when you're stuck in a cocoon underwater, y'know?

(watching the fighting at Alcatraz)

J: Why isn't the striped girl fighting with the x-men?
L: THANK YOU.

(watching emo!Logan)

J: He does cry a lot, doesn't he? He's kind of a pussy, isn't he?

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[indiefic.livejournal.com]

ROFL

[eleniangel.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

[laenwyn.livejournal.com]

(watching emo!Logan)

J: He does cry a lot, doesn't he? He's kind of a pussy, isn't he?

LOL couldn't have said it better.

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

She actually made several disparaging comments about Jean, Logan, and Jean/Logan.

It did my W/R heart good.