wild kingdom. in my kitchen.
Jan. 1st, 2007 05:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
crankylexRight at this very minute, Monty, a 25 lb. black and tan tabby, is staring down Harry, a 95 lb. German Shepherd/Great Dane mix.
Harry wants some delicious meaty bits from his food bowl.
Monty?WANTS HIS SOUL. Has decided to sit in the hallway right before the kitchen. In front of Harry's food bowl, in fact.
Cat: *oppresses*
Dog: *is oppressed*
Poor Harry. One day, he'll realize that he's got about 70 lbs. on Monty and use his bulk to get to his food bowl. In the meantime, he will whine pathetically for me to come save him from the mean cat.
Who is quite pleased with himself, if the menacing paw-washing is any indication. :->
Oh, and Happy New Year!
Harry wants some delicious meaty bits from his food bowl.
Monty?
Cat: *oppresses*
Dog: *is oppressed*
Poor Harry. One day, he'll realize that he's got about 70 lbs. on Monty and use his bulk to get to his food bowl. In the meantime, he will whine pathetically for me to come save him from the mean cat.
Who is quite pleased with himself, if the menacing paw-washing is any indication. :->
Oh, and Happy New Year!
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Date: 2007-01-01 04:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-02 02:45 am (UTC)I've seen this same thing play out at my house. Why is it that big, fierce dogs who bark and carry on about cats *outside* will allow three pounds of kitty to walk all over them *inside*? Beats me.
Happy New Year!