spam = suck

[crankylex]

It is my fervent belief that all career spammers be put to death. No fines, no jail, just DEATH, so that they may never assault my inbox again.

I HATE THEM.

I hate checking my mail and finding 44 messages, three of which are actually for me and do not want to enlarge my non-existant penis or make me money from the misfortune of fictional Nigerians.

I want their heads on platters. PLATTERS, I SAY!!!

Comments

[stars91.livejournal.com]

A-freaking-men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also vote those who come up with computer spyware/viruses and anything of the sort be voted into this category as well. Death to them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

Lord yes. I want to kick them in the teeth.

[smithereen.livejournal.com]

Thank you! YES! I download my mail and it says 34 or whatever and even though I know better a part of me goes...yay!! lots of e-mails!! And then it goes through the spam filter and it drops to like 7, and then 5 of those are just spam the filter didn't catch, and by the time I'm done I have 2 e-mails and I'm all sad and demoralized.

[skybluerae.livejournal.com]

I agree! Toss them to the wolves along with the spyware, adware, junk mail, auto-telemarketers, and fax solicitations. We even get them at work! "Please hold for an exciting offer from _______!"

NO! Screw you!

[mightyjesse.livejournal.com]

From the geek in the corner:

According to government studies, over 80% of the email being passed on the internet today is SPAM.

...

Someone needs to find these people a hobby. Something productive like breaking rocks or installing a railroad... Sometimes I miss the olden days... I think maybe they had the right idea.