thursday. blech.

[crankylex]

It's Thursday.

I feel kind of ehn.


I kept cutting myself yesterday.  Not in an emo, I'm-so-angsty way, of course; I'm just spastic.  I have a hunk of skin missing from my right ring finger, a slice at the base of my right thumb, and a cut across my left knuckles.

This morning, while I was driving my nephew to school, he noticed my hands and said, "BOO BOO!  BANDAID!!" while pointing to the bandaid on his own hand.

He's so smart.

When I went to drop him off at school, he started to cry and scream, "NO BYE BYE MY LOVE!!!"

::SOBS::

I was thisclose to saying, "Oh, the hell with school, we can have lots of fun in my office all day!" but Amy poked me in the side and reminded me to be strong.

Amy's need for transportation this morning interrupted my morning plans, which prominently featured a naked lord_pendulous. 

So, faced with the derailing of the "nookie train" (as he calls it), he got up, let the dog out, threw a load of laundry in the washer and fed and watered the beasts while I got out the clothes we were going to wear to work and ironed them.

We were incredibly efficient, so much so that we had time to rendezvous in the bedroom for a little while before I had to go pick up my pain in the ass cousin and my baby.

Now if we could just convince the cats and the dog to go somewhere ELSE while we are in there, I'd be happy.  It just seems vaguely dirty to have sex in front of the dog.

::shudder::

ETA: It is apparently the "booty train"; Jared informs me that I have mixed up his euphemisms.

Comments

[rhienelleth.livejournal.com]

LOL - and this is why the animals in our house get kicked out of the bedroom and the door gets firmly shut.

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

The problem is, the door lock is broken, so the dog can just lean on the closed door and it pops open.

Also, the bedroom shares a radiator with the kitchen, so the cats use the space underneath the radiator as a gate.

They're everywhere. Vivian especially gets right up against me, which is SO DISTURBING.

[burningeden.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe... I crave seeing pictures of your new honey. And you. Together. You are, after all, my sister so I need to seeeeee.

If you don't post them soon I'm going to send Shane up there to do the bird mating thing on you. And him. And that will freak him out enough to pose for a million pics. ;)

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

YOU!! Get on AIM now!!

It's 12:37 ET right now.

while cute...

[red-sykora.livejournal.com]

this is one (of the many) reasons i do not have pets.
=D

Re: while cute...

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

They're worth putting up with a wet nose on the ass. :->

[theantijoss.livejournal.com]

It just seems vaguely dirty to have sex in front of the dog.

I know! And sort of creepy, huh?

But hey, you gotta get it where and when you can, right? ;)

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

It is really creepy!!

He comes around and sits at on my side of the bed, right up by my head.

I do *NOT* want to flail my arms out mid-orgasm and hit dog!

[theantijoss.livejournal.com]

LOL! Poor doggy. And you know he's all, "What's wrong with Mommy? She's so happy!"

[ladyoneill.livejournal.com]

Having sex with cats walking on you is even worse, but they howl if I close them out of the room. ;)

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

I can't actually lock the cats out as they crawl under the radiator into the bedroom, but then the dog sits outside the bedroom door and cries like his heart is breaking.

AAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[spikesleman.livejournal.com]

LOL

When I had to go back to work and had to leave the kids (then 4 and 5 years old) at day care, we had variations on that scene every dang morning with Jeremy. *sigh* They grow up so fast. Now my little Jeremy is all Army-ed up and jumping outta airplanes!

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

If the dog starts jumping out of planes, I'll let you know.

:-)

slight correction

[lord-pendulous.livejournal.com]

it is the "booty train" and you are the "provider of the nookie"

love ya