attn: beer pong enthusiasts

[crankylex]

Via Jezebel:

The housing market may be going to hell and the stock market is on shaky ground, but the Wall Street Journal has found pocket enjoying economic growth: the beer pong industry. Explains beer pong entrepreneur Adam Wasserman: "When you move into a new place, you need the basics: a TV, fridge and a beer-pong table."

Our immediate reaction: Oh brother. At which point we realized our own brother still owns a beer pong table somewhere. (It is, after all, a game of skill, as Duncan Caroll, beer pong's answer to Anna Wintour, points out: "If they just wanted to get drunk, they would chug beers from the corner store.") Anyway, uh, better beer pong than "gray" rape?

Comments

[liquidsnowman.livejournal.com]

I have a beer pong table in the back yard.

[odogonefishin.livejournal.com]

I've more than once contemplated one in the spare bedroom...

[liquidsnowman.livejournal.com]

I'd be more than willing to assist you in that venture if you so choose to do so.

[odogonefishin.livejournal.com]

not likely to happen... that's right above my aunt's bedroom ;)

[liquidsnowman.livejournal.com]

we'll pad the floor.

[odogonefishin.livejournal.com]

can you imagine beerpong in a fully padded room... the mayhem...

[liquidsnowman.livejournal.com]

dude! we should get one of those moonwalk thingies and play in that! the carnage!

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

My brain quails in fear at the thought.

[helikedmyshoes.livejournal.com]

BEER PONG!

It gives my life meaning.