oh, britney

[crankylex]

I have the overwhelming urge to adopt Britney Spears and her offspring.

Someone needs to fix that hot mess on her head, dress her clothing that not only fits her but covers all pertinent parts, and keep her sober for more than an hour at a time.

kita0610 will take LiLo, and I've got BritBrit, who's going to take the Olsen twins?

Comments

[indiefic.livejournal.com]

God, isn't it painful to watch? *le sigh*

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

ya know. aside from her performance sucking, i think she looked better than she has in a long time. yes, she gained weight, but it looks GOOD on her.

oh, and she should just lose the weave. the hair is short and spunkie, let it do its thing.

[stars91.livejournal.com]

I didn't actually watch the performance, but have seen the clips shown *everywhere*! It was just sad. I didn't think she looked exceptionally bad, but obviously a different outfit would have looked better, but then again I'm not really a wear your panties out in public kind of girl!

The actual performance was the sad part. I couldn't decide if she was scared, out of practice or just not into it. She really does need adopting!

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

It's an entire generation of lost girls. It's maddening.

[ragingpixie.livejournal.com]

I'll take one twin. I can't handle both.

[artemis2050.livejournal.com]

I'm not really a wear your panties out in public kind of girl!

Well, neither is she, you know.

(Sorry, Had to go there. Bad of me. Bad.)

[artemis2050.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I wouldn't touch the Olsen twins with a ten-foot pole. Haven't you ever seen "The Bad Seed"? Those two are pod people or something.

[spikesleman.livejournal.com]

My tolerance level for Britney is very low, frankly. I always thought she turned half a pound of talent wrapped it in ten pounds of marketing and sold it to the public.

That said, I felt so bad for her when I saw the performance (over and over and over on assorted morning TV show). I blame her for two things: the performance itself which was twelve steps (word choice carefully made there) beyond bizarre and the costume. If she'd come out wearing something that covered her up a bit more, she wouldn't be getting so much of the "oh, lord, she's so fat!" crap that I keep reading and hearing. She's not fat. She just has the bad judgement (*grin* not misspelled -- British spelled!) to wear a little sequined bikini.