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How bored is Lex?

Lex is SO BORED that she is reduced to speaking in the third person and answering this meme.

gacked from [ profile] celyste:

1) Are your parents married or divorced?

Well, it depends on your definition of married, I think. The federal government has considered them married for almost forty years now, but I'm certain their various other partners probably have different opinions on that.

2) Are you a vegetarian?


3) Do you believe in Heaven?

Not in the Judeo-Christian sense, no.

4) Have you ever come close to dying?

On more than one occasion, but as only the good die young, I'll be around for quite some time yet.

5) What jewellery do you wear?

Daily? Earrings, necklace, watch, rings, toe ring. I sometimes throw a few bracelets on for fun.

6) Favorite time of day?

4:00 AM. I'm the most productive at that time, for whatever quirk of my neurons.

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?

Whoever makes up these quizzes clearly has issues with vegetables. YES, I eat the stems.

8) Do you wear makeup?

Not unless someone is getting married or has died.

9) Ever had plastic surgery?


10) Do you color your hair?


11) What do you wear to bed?

Whatever I happen to have on when I fall asleep, I have no pajama ritual or anything.

12) Have you ever done anything illegal?


13) Can you roll your tongue?


14) Do you tweeze your eyebrows?

I'm a hairy bitch, so yes.

15) What kind of sneakers?

I don't even know where my sneakers are. I haven't worn them in at least six months.

16) Do you believe in abortions?

Yes. Period.

17) What is you natural hair colour?

Chestnut brown.

18) Do you have any children?

I have six, they each have four legs and a tail.

19) Do you snore?

Not really.

20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?

This weekend? This weekend I would opt for Kansas.

21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

Nope, I sleep with live animals.

22) If you ever won the lottery, what would you do first?

Boring things, pay off bills, make sure my nephews were set for college, buy houses/pay off mortgages, new cars/car notes, etc.

Afterwards, I would throw a big ass party.

23) Gold or silver?


24) Hamburger or hot dog?


25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Ice cream.

26) City, beach, or country?

City. Dude, I need my daily smog and asphalt fix.

27) What was the last thing you touched?

My keyboard.

28) Where did you eat last?

My living room.

29) When's the last time you cried?


30) Do you read blogs?


31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?

While I think drag kings are fucking hot as hell, it's not really my thing.

32) Ever been involved with the police?


33) What's your favourite shampoo?

LUSH New!Hair

34) Do you talk in your sleep?


35) Ocean or pool?

Pool. God made chlorine for a reason.

36) What's your favorite song at the moment?

The Way I Are by Timbaland

38) Window seat or aisle?

Aisle, I'm afraid of heights and thus I prefer not to be able to see out the window.

39) Have you ever met any one famous?

Yes, of varying degrees of fame.

40) Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?

I'm not in my grave yet!

41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?

Cutting it is a mortal offense in New Jersey. Never do it. NEVER!!

42) Ricki Lake or Oprah?


43) Basketball or Football?

Neither, boxing.

44) How long do your showers last?

Usually 20 minutes or so.

45) Cake or ice cream?

Ice cream cake!

47) Are you self-conscious?

Not particularly.

48) Have you ever drank so much you threw up?


49) Have you ever given money to a tramp?


50) Have you been in love?

Four times.

51) Where do you wish you were?

Right now? Asleep. :-|

52) Are you wearing socks?


53) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?

About a million times.

54) Can you tango?


55) Last gift you received?

A pick-me-up from [ profile] tangofic and [ profile] indiefic.

56) Last sport you played?

I wrestled with the dog this morning.

57) Things you spend a lot of money on?

Cat food, dog food, ferret food, vet bills, people food, medicine

58) Where do you live?

West Orange, NJ, USA

59) Where were you born?

Livingston, NJ, USA

60) Last wedding attended?

August 2007

61) Favourite fast food restaurant?


63) Most hated food?

Fish. Ick.

64) What's your least fav. chore?

Cleaning. Period.

65) Can you sing?

Not even if my life depended on it.

66) Last person you instant messaged?

[ profile] eleniangel.

67) Last place you went on holiday?

I actually can't remember the last vacation I went on. How freakin' sad is that?

68) Favorite regular drink?

Diet Dr. Pepper.

69) Current crush?

Do e-crushes count? I have an e-crush on someone in one of my communities.

70) Do ya want people to do this meme?

Not unless they're THAT BORED.

Date: 2007-10-20 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Yes, come to Kansas. We have candy...

Date: 2007-10-23 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Candy and tornadoes!

Date: 2007-10-21 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
No sneakers?!? Wow, that's just crzy. LOL

Come to Kansas!! *BG*

Date: 2007-10-23 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Kansas is only interesting because you people are in it. :->

As for sneakers, I'm either barefoot or wearing my Birks.


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