a short chronology of last night

[crankylex]

12:06 AM went to bed
12:19 AM got up to yell at cats stampeding around kitchen
12:20 AM went back to bed
1:26 AM sara got up to go to the bathroom
1:30 AM sara got back into bed
2:58 AM sara fell out of bed due to assault on foot by cat
2:59 AM sara got back into bed, then hogged my side of bed
4:02 AM got back up to scream at disobedient cats
4:04 AM stepped in cold hairball mass
4:06 AM finished cursing
4:07 AM corralled cats into bedroom and closed the door
4:08 AM got back into bed
6:00 AM alarm went off
6:01 AM sara said, "Oh, I forgot, I don't have to be up until 10 today."
6:02 AM muttered incoherently while disabling alarm
7:10 AM neighbors had a marital disagreement in driveway, complete with SHOUTING
7:11 AM gave up and got out of bed