early morning IMs

[crankylex]

I happened to catch ragingpixie on IM this morning.


CrankyLex: I have to go to Radio Shack
Tink0205: is that a lesbian hangout?
CrankyLex: LMAO
CrankyLex: no
CrankyLex: well, it could be
CrankyLex: but no
Tink0205: then go to home depot instead
CrankyLex: but I need things that they only sell at RS
Tink0205: here is the difference between us, muffin
Tink0205: i am going to macy's today to buy "she-laq", which is a beauty product that will seal my makeup in place
Tink0205: and you are going to radio shack.
CrankyLex: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Tink0205: how is the difference so vast, and yet so ... not?



CrankyLex: I dislike going to the RS by me, only because the guy hits on me
Tink0205: is he stupid?
CrankyLex: he's a 30 year old tech geek
Tink0205: so, yes
CrankyLex: he has never known the touch of an adult woman
Tink0205: and he will never know the touch of you
Tink0205: poor man
CrankyLex: this is very true
CrankyLex: he will be forever denied me

Comments

[ragingpixie.livejournal.com]

This is amusing to me, if only for the reason that I posted the same conversation. :)

I am hearting you immensely.

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

Yet another reasons why things like she-laq and radio shack do not interfere in the essential Oneness of Us.