crankylex | random questions for monday morning

1. Why is that I am the ONLY PERSON on this job site that can put a roll of toilet paper on the holder? Is it my vagina? Does my vagina give me super paper changing powers?

2. Most men are raised by a woman. Many men live with a woman. Therefore, it should come as no surprise to them that women do not like it when the toilet seat is left up. WHAT IS SO GODDAMN HARD ABOUT PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN? This particular question has both work and personal connotations.

3. What space-time anomaly causes Saturday and Sunday to whiz by while Monday through Friday drags at a snails' pace?

4. Why do feminine hygiene product makers feel compelled to continually change the packaging? I didn't need wings, I certainly don't need wrappers with "low crinkle factor", pink flowers, or special folds like origami.

5. Why does my local Target have tons of junior sized clothing, but not many women's clothes, and even less plus size clothing? Someone has to be driving all those teenagers there, and I'm going to bet that the majority of those drivers are larger sized women.

WHHHYYYY???