okay, where's the fucking gun?

[crankylex]

To the motherfucking asshole who thought that blaring music at a never before heard decibel level from his souped up Escort/mobile ghettoblaster/penis extension was a good idea at 7 AM this morning:

FUCK OFF AND DIE, JACKASS.

Oh, and newsflash, it's an ESCORT. You have a small dick. No one gives a fuck.

Signed,

Lex

(I was the one with the crowbar, which is ready to be applied with prejudicial force to your classily tinted windshield the next time you step your 200 hundred dollar sneaker wearing ass in my neighborhood.)

Comments

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but that would have taken time.

The crowbar was right by the door.

*grin*

Besides, I don't wake up coherently enough to plan revenge. It's more like, "Must. Kill. Offending. Asshole."

Re: being coherent

[misscontent.livejournal.com]

Perhaps leaving a large mallot close to the front door would nullify the need for coherency, I believe you can get one from Gallagher, assholes heads / melons , same thing. I suggest you hand out plastic sheets for the onlooking neighbors though.