Okay, let me get this straight.
Straight! Heee!
Ahem.
Simon is supposed to be River's brother, right? And in the odd, nebulous future where they live, brother still means "obnoxious, steals your stuff, and blames his shit on you", right?
Not "let me feed you these tasty morsels from my fingertips in a perversely sexual manner", right?
Right?
Hello!
Date: 2002-11-09 09:11 am (UTC)Right!
So glad I'm not the only one who noticed just how many levels of wrong that was. ;-)
Re: Hello!
Date: 2002-11-11 09:31 pm (UTC)*grin*
So glad I'm not the only one who noticed just how many levels of wrong that was. ;-)
My god, I was so incredibly grossed out by that, I lack the words. And then, when I checked the firefly list I'm on, everyone was like, "Awww, it's so cute how much he loves his sister. I wish my brother loved me like that."
HELLO!
If my brother loved me like that, we'd both be in therapy for the rest of our natural lives.