crankylex | winter wonderland my ass

I hate snow.

Some people say that they hate snow, but I hate snow with a fiery passion normally reserved for homocidal dictators and annoying tv characters.

When it starts to snow, everyone that is not me looks out their windows and thinks, "God, I'm glad I'm home." I don't even look out the window, because my cell phone is already ringing. I'm the asshole heading to work in the blizzard.

*sigh*

It's snowing heavily right now. Every plow is out, all the loaders are going, and it's still not enough to keep everything moving. At least I'm in the building right now and not out on a truck, freezing cold, feet and ass wet, with nothing to keep me warm but a broke down heater and a cold cup of Dunkin' Donuts coffee...

Okay, that was enough of that flashback.

*snicker*

I miss my friends. I especially miss you and you and you because I haven't talked to you in forever.

While everyone is sitting in their snug houses tonight, have a hot beverage in my honor, okay? And for those of you living in warmer climates coughstephsaffdonnataraminniecough, moving in with one of you is looking pretty damn good right about now.

Hey Chelle! How's the weather in Georgia? LOLOLOLOLOL.

Going back to deal with the Extreme Drama of snow removal now.

*SMOOCH*