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The Thursday before I left for Texas, I went to the post office to mail presents.

(And saff? If you didn't get yours, let me know, because everyone else got theirs so you should have yours as well.)

We were having a 'winter mix' storm, with freezing rain, sleet, and hail. Of course, unlike normal people, I don't seem to actually own an umbrella, so to keep my head dry, I have to resort to either a hat (which was missing in action), the removable hood from my coat (obscures my vision) or a headscarf.

The scarf was the only thing in the hallway when I was leaving, so it got wrapped around my head. When I wear a scarf on my head, I look like a peasant that has just arrived from the fields. My mother routinely points out that we are descended from a long line of Lithuanian peasants, so that look is appropriate. My father is descended from a long line of Spanish fishermen, who were merely peasants of another stripe. *grin* I don't look particularly ethnic one way or the other, unless I have a scarf on.

So, as I was mincing across the street to the post office, packages in arms, trying not to fall into the gutter, there was a man in a Mercedes behind me. I could tell he was not thrilled about having to wait while I crossed the street, but I didn't really give a damn. I'm from New Jersey. We are, as a rule, not particularly concerned about the well-being of our fellow man.

Eventually, I got to the sidewalk, which is when he zoomed up to me, rolled down his window, and yelled, "Get the fuck back to your own country!!!"

As I have never been one to mince words, I yanked the scarf off my head, whirled around, and snarled, "I was born in Newark, jackass. Fuck off!"

He almost shit his pants. He was clearly not expecting confrontation. Hopefully he took away from that experience the lesson not to scream at strange women in the street.

Because, you know, the next time, it might be me again and then I won't be so nice.

Date: 2003-01-17 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indiefic.livejournal.com
You are so my hero.

I heart you so much.

Date: 2003-01-18 08:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crankylex.livejournal.com
It is an honor to be your hero, m'dear. The next time I accost annoying people in the street, I will be sure to tell you all about it. :-)

Date: 2003-01-17 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ragingpixie.livejournal.com
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

Muffin + me = twu wuv foweva.

Date: 2003-01-18 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crankylex.livejournal.com
Can you imagine the nerve of him? He's lucky I didn't drag him out of his car and beat him into the gutter.

eek.

Date: 2003-01-18 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crushw-eyeliner.livejournal.com
Sorry I didn't write to you sooner about it, but yes, I did get my present, and I loved both of them muchly. Hello Kitty is going to haunt me to MY GRAVE, you see....

did you get yours?

there was this entire annoying delay with amazon..they had it in stock, no they didn't have it in stock, they had to back order it...
blah, blah.

Date: 2003-01-20 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] voleuse.livejournal.com
When I grow up, I want to be more like Lex.

Date: 2003-02-09 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadiankracka.livejournal.com
hahahahahahahaha that cracks me up. btw *holds out hand* nice to meet you. im lex as well, although its short for alexa, not alexis

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