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crankylexANGER
1.Who did you last get angry with? Don. The urge to assault him with a blunt instrument was nearly overwhelming. I had to lock myself in my office to protect him.
2.What is your weapon of choice? Ideally, a compact Baby Eagle. That is a handgun, not a bird.
3.Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Hell yeah.
4.How about of the same sex? Yeah.
5.Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Shockingly, Don.
6.Hmmmmm... Uh, okay.
7.Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I can hold a grudge for ETERNITY.
SLOTH
1.What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Clean.
2.What is the latest you've ever woken up? I've lost whole days.
3.Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: sen
4.What is the last lame excuse you made? I generally try not to make excuses.
5.Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? As opposed to changing the channel? Yep.
6.When was the last time you got a good workout in? Saturday. There was a gym and there were machines and a lot of sweat.
7.How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I have this phobia, as ragingpixie will attest. I have a fear of sleeping through alarms, so I have three set at any given point.
GLUTTONY
1.What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? I don't drink overpriced beverages, yuppie or otherwise. I'm alllll about the diet Dr. Pepper.
2.Meat eaters: RED MEAT. Cooked as little as possible.
3.What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I have, on occasion, been known to drink until I passed out.
4.Have you ever used a professional diet company? Does eDiets count?
5.Do you have an issue with your weight? Doesn't everyone?
6.Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Sweet, definitely.
7.Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? Fortunately, no, as a I have a lot of small housepets.
LUST
1.How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? I couldn't possibly begin to count.
2.How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Again, I couldn't possibly begin to count.
3.Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Yep.
4.Have you "done it"? *rolling eyes* Yep.
5.What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Hands.
6.Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Not to my knowledge. LOL!
7.Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Yep.
GREED
1.How many credit cards do you own? Three, unfortunately.
2.What's your guilty pleasure store? Bath and Body Works. I LOVE THAT STORE.
3.If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Pay off my debts and the debts of those nearest and dearest to me, buy myself a house, and sit and eat bonbons all damn day.
4.Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich. Fame comes with riches.
5.Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? How mega are we talking?
6.Have you ever stolen anything? Inadvertently, yes.
7.How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Not that many. I caught on to napster really late.
PRIDE
1.What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Recently? I got off my ass and joined a gym.
2.What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? I have no idea. I have several ideas on what they are LEAST proud of, however.
3.What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? What *one* thing? I'd like to be happy.
4.Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Not at all.
5.Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Every time I get into an argument at work. :-)
6.Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Not that I can remember, no.
7.What did you do today that you're proud of? I didn't kill anyone.
ENVY
1.What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ragingpixie's husband, of course.
2.Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?crushw_eyeliner.
3.If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I like being me, actually.
4.Have you ever been cheated on? Yep.
5.Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Hasn't everyone?
6.What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? If more people said what they felt when they felt it, we'd all feel a lot better.
7.Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Uh, no.
Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? I'd have to go with gluttony.
FAITH
1.What religion do you follow? None.
2.What religion were you raised as? None.
3.Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Human.
4.Do you believe in magic? Absolutely.
5.What was the last promise you broke? I try not to promise things.
6.Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? I don't pray, at least, not as such.
7.Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? Nope.
HOPE
1.Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? I guess.
2.Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? More money, and more sleep.
3.Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? Not generally, no.
4.Do you believe in magic? Didn't I just answer this question?
5.Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? Yep.
6.Do you gamble? Not frequently, but yes.
7.Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? Not that I can recall, no.
CHARITY
1.What causes do you support? The Lex Cares Corp.
2.What causes have you given money or time to? Again, The Lex Cares Corp.
3.Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? No. But I do take care of my family, which prevents them from becoming homeless.
4.Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? Nope. I'm not really a Peace Corps kind of gal.
5.Do you give money to the homeless on the street? On occasion, when I feel that my karma needs a lift.
6.Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or
food? Yes.
7.What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? There is invariably someone living here with me that I wish wasn't. Does that count?
FORTITUDE
1.What are you most afraid of? Being unable to protect those I care about.
2.What did you do today that was really brave? Not a damn thing.
3.Who is your favorite superhero, and why? Wonder Woman. Hello!
4.Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Probably, yes.
5.If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? More lung capacity.
6.Have you ever gotten stage fright? Yes.
7.Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? I try to be a follower, but people have the annoying habit of trying to follow me.
JUSTICE
1.Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Unfortunately. And in two states!
2.If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? If they wanted me? I'd go.
3.Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? Yes, I do. Fewer criminals = less prison overcrowding.
4.Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? I try not to think about the Shrub, but no, I don't feel as though he was elected as the president.
5.What was your favorite media circus trial? I can't be bothered with stuff like that.
6.Have you ever written a letter to a politician? Nope.
TEMPERANCE
1.What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? Food.
2.Do you collect anything? Books. Tapes of television shows.
3.Are you addicted to anything? Diet Dr. Pepper
4.Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? Yep.
5.What's your preferred method of paying for things? Debit card or check.
6.Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
7.Do you feel that you obsess over things? Some things. Not a lot of things.
PRUDENCE
1.Who is the wisest person you know? Many of my friends are wise in different ways.
2.Have you ever participated in a vigil? Not in some years, but yes.
3.Do you take advice when it's given? Depends on who's offering.
4.What area are you wisest in? I have many areas of expertise. LOL!
5.Do you drive defensively? I'm from New Jersey. Do I even need to answer this?
6.Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Yes.
7.What did you learn today? I was a lot more bored than I thought.
And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? Prudence kinda sounds cool.
1.Who did you last get angry with? Don. The urge to assault him with a blunt instrument was nearly overwhelming. I had to lock myself in my office to protect him.
2.What is your weapon of choice? Ideally, a compact Baby Eagle. That is a handgun, not a bird.
3.Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Hell yeah.
4.How about of the same sex? Yeah.
5.Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Shockingly, Don.
6.Hmmmmm... Uh, okay.
7.Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I can hold a grudge for ETERNITY.
SLOTH
1.What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Clean.
2.What is the latest you've ever woken up? I've lost whole days.
3.Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: sen
4.What is the last lame excuse you made? I generally try not to make excuses.
5.Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? As opposed to changing the channel? Yep.
6.When was the last time you got a good workout in? Saturday. There was a gym and there were machines and a lot of sweat.
7.How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I have this phobia, as ragingpixie will attest. I have a fear of sleeping through alarms, so I have three set at any given point.
GLUTTONY
1.What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? I don't drink overpriced beverages, yuppie or otherwise. I'm alllll about the diet Dr. Pepper.
2.Meat eaters: RED MEAT. Cooked as little as possible.
3.What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I have, on occasion, been known to drink until I passed out.
4.Have you ever used a professional diet company? Does eDiets count?
5.Do you have an issue with your weight? Doesn't everyone?
6.Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Sweet, definitely.
7.Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? Fortunately, no, as a I have a lot of small housepets.
LUST
1.How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? I couldn't possibly begin to count.
2.How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Again, I couldn't possibly begin to count.
3.Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Yep.
4.Have you "done it"? *rolling eyes* Yep.
5.What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Hands.
6.Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Not to my knowledge. LOL!
7.Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Yep.
GREED
1.How many credit cards do you own? Three, unfortunately.
2.What's your guilty pleasure store? Bath and Body Works. I LOVE THAT STORE.
3.If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Pay off my debts and the debts of those nearest and dearest to me, buy myself a house, and sit and eat bonbons all damn day.
4.Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich. Fame comes with riches.
5.Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? How mega are we talking?
6.Have you ever stolen anything? Inadvertently, yes.
7.How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Not that many. I caught on to napster really late.
PRIDE
1.What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Recently? I got off my ass and joined a gym.
2.What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? I have no idea. I have several ideas on what they are LEAST proud of, however.
3.What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? What *one* thing? I'd like to be happy.
4.Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Not at all.
5.Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Every time I get into an argument at work. :-)
6.Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Not that I can remember, no.
7.What did you do today that you're proud of? I didn't kill anyone.
ENVY
1.What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
ragingpixie's husband, of course.2.Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
crushw_eyeliner. 3.If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I like being me, actually.
4.Have you ever been cheated on? Yep.
5.Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Hasn't everyone?
6.What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? If more people said what they felt when they felt it, we'd all feel a lot better.
7.Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Uh, no.
Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? I'd have to go with gluttony.
FAITH
1.What religion do you follow? None.
2.What religion were you raised as? None.
3.Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Human.
4.Do you believe in magic? Absolutely.
5.What was the last promise you broke? I try not to promise things.
6.Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? I don't pray, at least, not as such.
7.Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? Nope.
HOPE
1.Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? I guess.
2.Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? More money, and more sleep.
3.Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? Not generally, no.
4.Do you believe in magic? Didn't I just answer this question?
5.Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? Yep.
6.Do you gamble? Not frequently, but yes.
7.Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? Not that I can recall, no.
CHARITY
1.What causes do you support? The Lex Cares Corp.
2.What causes have you given money or time to? Again, The Lex Cares Corp.
3.Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? No. But I do take care of my family, which prevents them from becoming homeless.
4.Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? Nope. I'm not really a Peace Corps kind of gal.
5.Do you give money to the homeless on the street? On occasion, when I feel that my karma needs a lift.
6.Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or
food? Yes.
7.What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? There is invariably someone living here with me that I wish wasn't. Does that count?
FORTITUDE
1.What are you most afraid of? Being unable to protect those I care about.
2.What did you do today that was really brave? Not a damn thing.
3.Who is your favorite superhero, and why? Wonder Woman. Hello!
4.Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Probably, yes.
5.If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? More lung capacity.
6.Have you ever gotten stage fright? Yes.
7.Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? I try to be a follower, but people have the annoying habit of trying to follow me.
JUSTICE
1.Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Unfortunately. And in two states!
2.If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? If they wanted me? I'd go.
3.Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? Yes, I do. Fewer criminals = less prison overcrowding.
4.Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? I try not to think about the Shrub, but no, I don't feel as though he was elected as the president.
5.What was your favorite media circus trial? I can't be bothered with stuff like that.
6.Have you ever written a letter to a politician? Nope.
TEMPERANCE
1.What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? Food.
2.Do you collect anything? Books. Tapes of television shows.
3.Are you addicted to anything? Diet Dr. Pepper
4.Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? Yep.
5.What's your preferred method of paying for things? Debit card or check.
6.Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
7.Do you feel that you obsess over things? Some things. Not a lot of things.
PRUDENCE
1.Who is the wisest person you know? Many of my friends are wise in different ways.
2.Have you ever participated in a vigil? Not in some years, but yes.
3.Do you take advice when it's given? Depends on who's offering.
4.What area are you wisest in? I have many areas of expertise. LOL!
5.Do you drive defensively? I'm from New Jersey. Do I even need to answer this?
6.Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Yes.
7.What did you learn today? I was a lot more bored than I thought.
And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? Prudence kinda sounds cool.
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Date: 2003-03-03 09:20 pm (UTC)It is truly a testament of my love for you that I thoroughly agreed with this statement. What's mine is yours, muffin. And M would totally agree. ;)
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Date: 2003-03-04 05:52 pm (UTC):grin:
My new wallpaper has been catching admiring glances at work.