crankylex | (no subject)

Working on ignoring the superbowl. This would be easier without The Man screaming with laughter at the commercials.

gacked from

jennem:

In god?: In all powerful being(s)? Yes. In the Judeo-Christian God, no.

In ghosts?: Absolutely.

In aliens?: I think it's rather arrogant to believe that we are the only ones in the universe.

In Bigfoot?: Poor guy. A little back waxing and he'd be good as new.

In makeup?: As a life choice? WTF? For me, no.

In fairies?: As in Queer Eye fairies? Yes. Also, pixies. Like Tinkerbell.

In ESP?: Absolutely.

In superstition?: Yes. I myself am rather superstitious.

In equal rights for gays?: Yes.

In equal rights for women? Amen, sister!

In psychics?: Psychic talent, yes. Charlatans, no.

In appearance?: Nope.

In true love?: Yes. I also believe in the absolute rarity of it.

In happy endings?: All too rare, unfortunately.

In abortions?: Yes.

In Santa?: In the spirit or the actual fat guy in a suit?

In soulmates?: I do. I do not believe they are necessarily the person you end up with, either.

In magic?: David Blaine magic, no. Other magic, yes.

In evolution?: How can you not believe in evolution? What's the other option?

In cloning?: Depends on what you're cloning. Organs? Cool. Pets? not cool. Grandma? very uncool.

In fraggles?: I haven't seen that show in ages. And no.

In werewolfs?: Sure, why not.

In vampires?: Again, sure, why not.

In miracles?: Yes.

In existing thylacines?: To my knowledge, they are all extinct. Maybe one of my Australian friends would know better.

In nessie?: I want to believe!

In existing dinosaurs?: No.

In interacial mairrages?: Who doesn't believe in interracial marriages? WTF?

In adoption?: No, I'm opposed to adoption. I prefer the widespread use of orphanages. Again, WTF?

In saving the rainforests?: Yes.

In saving dying species?: Yes.

In the human race?: Not lately.

In recycling?: Yes.

In blue tigers?: Not unless

crushw_eyeliner got her hands on it.

In tattoos?: Yes.

In plastic surgery?: If it makes you feel good, and you can afford it, go for it. Unless you're Michael Jackson.

In love in general?: Yes..

In animal rights?: Yes. I also believe that I have the right to eat them.

In the death penalty?: Yes.