lex and the no good, rotten, very bad day
Feb. 13th, 2004 10:36 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
crankylexYou know those days where you are absolutely certain, beyond any doubt, that your entire day is going to SUCK ASS and then it does?
Today is the mother of all those days.
I fucked up a project at work, and the screaming started at 8:00 AM. While I was snug in my bed. There is something wrong with being screamed at while in bed.
Then I fell in the shower.
Then I actually went to work and the suck intensified exponentially.
Yes, I realize that EVERYTHING IS MY FAULT. THE DEFICIT IS MY FAULT, THE WAR WITH IRAQ IS MY FAULT, OVERPOPULATION IS MY FAULT.
GLOBAL WARMING? ALSO MY FAULT.
EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE WORLD? YOU GUESSED IT, MY MOTHERFUCKING FAULT! MEA CULPA! WHERE IS MY SWORD! I NEED IT SO I CAN FALL ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear to god, I am going to have a stroke sitting here at my desk, and then I will die here, surrounded by papers and men whining about every single fucking thing I did wrong.
Nobody mind me, I'm having a breakdown.
Today is the mother of all those days.
I fucked up a project at work, and the screaming started at 8:00 AM. While I was snug in my bed. There is something wrong with being screamed at while in bed.
Then I fell in the shower.
Then I actually went to work and the suck intensified exponentially.
Yes, I realize that EVERYTHING IS MY FAULT. THE DEFICIT IS MY FAULT, THE WAR WITH IRAQ IS MY FAULT, OVERPOPULATION IS MY FAULT.
GLOBAL WARMING? ALSO MY FAULT.
EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE WORLD? YOU GUESSED IT, MY MOTHERFUCKING FAULT! MEA CULPA! WHERE IS MY SWORD! I NEED IT SO I CAN FALL ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear to god, I am going to have a stroke sitting here at my desk, and then I will die here, surrounded by papers and men whining about every single fucking thing I did wrong.
Nobody mind me, I'm having a breakdown.
