lex and the no good, rotten, very bad day

[crankylex]

You know those days where you are absolutely certain, beyond any doubt, that your entire day is going to SUCK ASS and then it does?

Today is the mother of all those days.

I fucked up a project at work, and the screaming started at 8:00 AM. While I was snug in my bed. There is something wrong with being screamed at while in bed.

Then I fell in the shower.

Then I actually went to work and the suck intensified exponentially.

Yes, I realize that EVERYTHING IS MY FAULT. THE DEFICIT IS MY FAULT, THE WAR WITH IRAQ IS MY FAULT, OVERPOPULATION IS MY FAULT.

GLOBAL WARMING? ALSO MY FAULT.

EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE WORLD? YOU GUESSED IT, MY MOTHERFUCKING FAULT! MEA CULPA! WHERE IS MY SWORD! I NEED IT SO I CAN FALL ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear to god, I am going to have a stroke sitting here at my desk, and then I will die here, surrounded by papers and men whining about every single fucking thing I did wrong.

Nobody mind me, I'm having a breakdown.

Comments

[meinnim.livejournal.com]

*checks date* It's Friday the 13th therefore nonoe of it is your fault. Except maybe global warming. /lame attempt at humor

*hugs* I'm sorry the day is sucking ass. Tomorrow will be better, right?

[tangofic.livejournal.com]

I think some of my bad mood must have found its way to you. I'll take the fault for that.

I hope your day gets better.

smooches,
Tango

[ragingpixie.livejournal.com]

get on AIM. you can scream at me.

[malisita.livejournal.com]

*HUGS*.

Definitely bad karma in the air.

And no strokes! No dying! I absolutely forbid it!

*mwah*

"You stink!...

[pyrifera.livejournal.com]

...but I love you!"

Don't know the rest of the words, they don't really suit anyway. I'm sorry it's a shitty day but I hope that it's like some sort of concentrated thing and this is it, for the rest of the year.

::Hugs::

[jennem.livejournal.com]

[hugs you]

[burningeden.livejournal.com]

Ugh!

You can't take fault for half that stuff, because we all know Bush is responsible! :)

(((HUGS)))

Don't let them get you down ... or you can take a page from my book and quit. :)