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[crankylex]

I'm trying to work through my breakdown.

The 2.5 slices of sicilian pizza I stuffed into my pie hole ate didn't hurt matters.

When Bobby Labonte takes the green flag in Sunday's Daytona 500, he'll be racing for victory -- and the Lord.

The hood of Labonte's car is both a shameless movie plug -- The Passion of the Christ, coming soon to a theater near you -- and some new-style proselytizing for the Gospel.

[snip]

"It's a chance to get the word out," Labonte, who grew up in Corpus Christi, Texas, said about the ad on his car. "Someone who is curious about Jesus and has never been saved sees the race and says, 'Hmmm, I'd like to see what that's about.' ... Maybe we can change their minds."

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"Why does corporate America spend so much money ... supporting things that don't have moral values?" Shepherd asked. "And here we are, trying to serve the Lord. There's nothing bad in the Bible. Even if you don't believe in God, if everyone would just live by the Bible and the Ten Commandments, see how much better the world would be."

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Dear Bobby Labonte:

I'm glad that you really love your religion, your god, jesus, whatever, that's great. I'm happy for you, really.

However, if you continue to refer to me and others like me as 'unsaved', I will make it my life's mission to find your car while it is unattended and fuck a hot chick ON THE HOOD so that it will forever carry the 'taint' of homosexuality.

Best wishes,

Lex

Comments

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

You could just do that because it is hot.

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

ROTFL.

There is that.

But it lacks the sense of indignation that the other has. ;-)