sucks to be angel tonight
Aug. 5th, 2002 11:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
crankylexI have this weird habit of collecting action figures for the shows/movies that I enjoy and then putting them in compromising positions.
I'm perverse, I know. Several years ago, I actually wanted to do Adult B/A Fanfic Theatre with the Buffy and Angel barbie-type dolls, but Tamara refused to allow me to do it. She said, and I quote, "We are many things, but barbie pornographers is not one of them!"
Anyway, so tonight as I was on AIM I happened to notice Damien playing with something that looks like black plastic. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be my Angel figure.
With no arms.
Damien had somehow managed to rip Angel's hands and forearms off and was chewing on them. I tried really hard not to laugh, but I couldn't quite pull it off.
I tried to put Angel back together, but to no avail. I thought I got the left arm reattached, but then it dropped off...
...Right into Monty's hot little paws.
Angel, the double amputee.
*snicker*
I'm perverse, I know. Several years ago, I actually wanted to do Adult B/A Fanfic Theatre with the Buffy and Angel barbie-type dolls, but Tamara refused to allow me to do it. She said, and I quote, "We are many things, but barbie pornographers is not one of them!"
Anyway, so tonight as I was on AIM I happened to notice Damien playing with something that looks like black plastic. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be my Angel figure.
With no arms.
Damien had somehow managed to rip Angel's hands and forearms off and was chewing on them. I tried really hard not to laugh, but I couldn't quite pull it off.
I tried to put Angel back together, but to no avail. I thought I got the left arm reattached, but then it dropped off...
...Right into Monty's hot little paws.
Angel, the double amputee.
*snicker*
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Date: 2002-08-06 02:57 pm (UTC)I mean, poor Buffy. She can't have sex with him because, hello, Angelus, but he could have given her a hand, y'know? And then Damien had to go and rip 'em off. I guess Darth Maul will have to fill in.
*grin*