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[crankylex]

I am at work.

It is 8:00 AM.

I have been here for nearly an hour already. I cannot possibly explain all the kinds of wrong this is.

Jimmy started back to work after two months of sick leave, and so now he's getting up at the asscrack of dawn, which in turn wakes me up. I've been having these godawful nightmares when I wake up during the middle of the night and fall back asleep, so I have been avoiding going back to sleep after he leaves for work.

So. I'm here.

I woke up as herpesmonster today, with SIX!!! lovely blisters on my lip. It looks eerily like someone punched me in the mouth and gave me a fat lip. I told Jimmy that I would just say that I mouthed off and he slapped me. His response? "Yeah, but then I would have to break my arm, because no one would believe that I slapped you and got away without having a part of my body broken into pieces."

I got my hair cut and dyed last night, so I no longer have four different hair colors. Multi-color hair works if you're burningeden, but not so much if you're me.

Greaaaaaaaat. Donny just came in to my office and said, "You have something on your mouth." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.

I weep for the future of humanity.

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[theantijoss.livejournal.com]

Greaaaaaaaat. Donny just came in to my office and said, "You have something on your mouth." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.

I hope that you murdered him horribly...

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

I just "meh"ed in his general direction.

It's a sad, sad day when I can't even work up the energy to yell at him.

[theantijoss.livejournal.com]

Aw. :( That's just not right. *hugs you*