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Dec. 21st, 2004 09:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
crankylexDear Amy,
You are eight and a half months pregnant. I know you are aware of this as you are constantly bemoaning your fatness. Due to the impending birth of my nephew, we as a family are all EXTREMELY HIGH STRUNG.
Therefore, when you call me a total of four times, on two different phones, in the span of five minutes and then refuse to answer when I try to call back, do not be surprised when I appear in your living room minutes later, winded, panicked and IN MY BATHROBE, water streaming from my hair.
Please understand that the appropriate response to my gasped, "Ohmygodwhathappenedareyouokaywhat'swrong?" is NOT "The internet is broken."
Please do not do that ever again. My heart cannot take it.
Love,
your cousin
You are eight and a half months pregnant. I know you are aware of this as you are constantly bemoaning your fatness. Due to the impending birth of my nephew, we as a family are all EXTREMELY HIGH STRUNG.
Therefore, when you call me a total of four times, on two different phones, in the span of five minutes and then refuse to answer when I try to call back, do not be surprised when I appear in your living room minutes later, winded, panicked and IN MY BATHROBE, water streaming from my hair.
Please understand that the appropriate response to my gasped, "Ohmygodwhathappenedareyouokaywhat'swrong?" is NOT "The internet is broken."
Please do not do that ever again. My heart cannot take it.
Love,
your cousin
