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[crankylex]

Only at my job would you hear things like this:

L: "He makes me want to kill myself every single day."
B: "Could you do the deposits first?"

L: "If he walked into my office and found me slumped over my desk, bleeding to death from multiple papercuts, he would lay more papers in front of me and say, 'Can you do this too?'"

D: "I get no respect. Ocassionally I have a good idea!"
L: "Yes, and ocassionally, pigs fly out of my ass."

L: "Oh please, you would step over my dead body."
D: "No, I'd have to jump over *your* dead body."

Why will no one put me out of my misery?

Comments

[stars91.livejournal.com]

Heh...sounds lilke my office, especially this:

"If he walked into my office and found me slumped over my desk, bleeding to death from multiple papercuts, he would lay more papers in front of me and say, 'Can you do this too?'"

::HUGS:: I feel your pain!

[the-kitty-kat.livejournal.com]

Ug. I mean, I take a lot of shit from my co-workers, but not quite so much *verbal* shit. It's more of an unspoken thing.

I hope that you're at least getting a few days rest for Easter.