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[crankylex]

However, we will not accept the following: porn, raunchy or distasteful stories (i.e., same sex coupling (slash), s & m stories, etc.).

Greaaaaaat.

So obviously, by definition, slash is raunchy and/or distasteful.

Hello, homophobia, how I've missed you.

Comments

[lynnluvsjamey.livejournal.com]

*gives you a chocolate covered cheesecake*

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

That is *exactly* what I needed. :-)

[lynnluvsjamey.livejournal.com]

yay! I'm glad..I have more if you want them.

hm.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Maybe a nice rimming followed by a large round of SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Re: hm.

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

"Rimming? What's rimming?"
::hushed whispers::
"OMG !!11!!!!111 THAT'S SO GROSS!!!!111!!!!!!"

That's the general mentality of the posters at this particular site. It would be funny if it wasn't so damn sad.

[rhienelleth.livejournal.com]

Oh, but not just homophobia -- it looks like all porn is prohibited. Why they go on to list various types of porn as "distasteful and raunchy" is a mystery. And it looks like they find everything even slightly un-vanilla "distasteful". God forbid your fic should have a little rough play.

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

FWIW, this is a site devoted to Oded Fehr. I can only assume that, as the vast majority of Ardeth fic contains poorly disguised Mary Sues, the authors themselves can only imagine being fucked gently, lovingly, with candles and music and roses...

GAG.

Dude. Desert monkey love. That's what I'm sayin'.

[rhienelleth.livejournal.com]

Gag is right! *shudders*

I don't write fluff, and neither do I particularly like reading it. *contemplates the likely average age of the moderators of said site*

Maybe they're all just really young. Because really, how can someone imagine Ardeth as a roses and candles kind of guy. Well, maybe a lantern in his tent or something, I suppose.

Desert monkey love would so much more be his style. ;)

[ragingpixie.livejournal.com]

We were in Hollywood earlier this week and someone spit, "Faggots" at the two perfectly nice gay men walking in front of us. M looks at me very seriously and says, "That's just not necessary."

I almost cried.

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

He may see the slashiness of Top Gun yet.