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[crankylex]

Things Wrong With My Life, No. 6,586

D = Don
L = me

D: He said he'd have his girls do it as soon as they got in.

L: You know I hate that, right?

D: SIGH. Yes, I know.

L: You don't ever refer to me as your girl when you're out of my hearing range, do you?

D: Pfft. I just call you my bitch.

L: That's fine, as long as you don't call me your girl.

Comments

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

This is the difference between New Jersey and Kansas.

And hey, congrats on passing that intelligent design curriculum! ::ducks and runs::

[ladyoneill.livejournal.com]

Hey, but Pat Robertson is probably saying we'll all go to heaven now!

*sigh* It's so damn backwards here, sometimes. But we voted the cretans out the last time they pulled this so here's hoping!

*living in the last bastion of liberalism in Kansas*

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

Isn't Pat Robertson dead yet? Maybe he can be assassinated by a homosexual Arab athiest, and all the fundies will expire from the sheer horror.

Ah, well, we can hope, eh?

Dude, if Pat Robertson ever said I was going to hell? I'd be so proud!!