why i love crackheads
Jan. 16th, 2006 12:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
crankylexWhy I Love Crackheads
I live and work just outside of Newark, NJ. It is not the kind of area where one aspires to live or work. You just sort of end up here.
Anyway, a crackhead wandered into work this morning to warn us that the lizards were taking over and that we'd better beware. We asked her to describe the lizards, and she put her hands out about a foot apart and said, "They're squirmy things this long."
A coworker said, "Are you sure those weren't rats?"
The crackhead said, "I know a damn rat when I see one, these were lizards!"
We finally got her to leave by telling her that she better let the people across the street know. I'm sure they loooooove us now.
Heh.
Crackhead sightings are common, as there is a crackhouse around the corner, and they occasionally wander out looking for food or money or lizards. ::grin::
I live and work just outside of Newark, NJ. It is not the kind of area where one aspires to live or work. You just sort of end up here.
Anyway, a crackhead wandered into work this morning to warn us that the lizards were taking over and that we'd better beware. We asked her to describe the lizards, and she put her hands out about a foot apart and said, "They're squirmy things this long."
A coworker said, "Are you sure those weren't rats?"
The crackhead said, "I know a damn rat when I see one, these were lizards!"
We finally got her to leave by telling her that she better let the people across the street know. I'm sure they loooooove us now.
Heh.
Crackhead sightings are common, as there is a crackhouse around the corner, and they occasionally wander out looking for food or money or lizards. ::grin::
