crazy cat lady in training

[crankylex]

So my cousins and my aunt and uncle went on a family reunion for the other side of the family. Yeah, great, wtf ever, it's raining where they are.

However, that leaves me with a total of eleven cats (only three are my own), three ferrets (all mine), and two dogs (not mine).

This is the approximate breakdown:

3 orange tabbies
2 pure whites
1 black and tan tabby
1 gray and tan tabby
1 tortoiseshell
1 calico
1 gray and white patched

1 panda
1 silver mitt
1 cinnamon

1 Great Dane/German Shepard cross
1 German Shepard mix

And a fucking partridge in a pear tree.

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[crankylex.livejournal.com]

There are now dogs whining in my kitchen.

The whining is due to them being confined in the kitchen. They cannot run free in MY house, because my cats would shit themselves.

So, the dogs are in the kitchen, on one side of the gate.

The cats are on the other side, giving them the communal stink-eye.

I forsee someone taking a nice dump in my bed to pay me back for assaulting their cat dignity.