cats. asses. the story of my life.

[crankylex]

Just in case you thought your day was bad?

I just cleaned out Monty's prolapsed anus.

Your day wasn't so bad after all, now was it?

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[ragingpixie.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.

How the hell did he do that?

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

I'm at the point in my life where nothing fazes me.

That disturbs me sometimes, like when I have to get up close and personal with an anus, but that's something to ponder when I have free time.

Anyway...prolapse isn't uncommon in obese cats, something about all the fat pressing against everything. He doesn't appear to strain when he shits (because, you know, I've watched closely), which is the most common cause, so we're going to blame the fat.

[spikesleman.livejournal.com]

*twitch*

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

Heh.

[spahnranch.livejournal.com]

oh, now it all makes sense. My MIL smelled something delicious and came over. You should have let her clean it with her mouth. :)

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

I am amused and horrified by that imagery, all at the same time. :-)

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Well. I'm glad you clarified that Monty is a cat.

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

Will you be less attracted to me if I said that I've done the same thing on a human?

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Please just lie to me and tell me you're a nurse.

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

It's my secret identity. No, really.

::crosses fingers::

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Do you have a little hat? *wiggles eyebrows*

[niobedancing.livejournal.com]

I'll do that job next time if you answer my correspondence from my exhusband....

*looks hopeful*

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

Now THAT is a task that I would enjoy.

::rubs hands together::

I swear to god, we should round up all bastard ex-husbands and poke them with pointy sticks.

[skybluerae.livejournal.com]

That gets an 'eeewh'. Never had to do that, but I did have to rub ointment on my Doberman Pinscher's sac when he was neutered and proceeded to pull the stitches out with his teeth. Vet then stapled him closed, gave him a satellite collar, and handed me the ointment saying 'apply liberally every few hours to help healing'.

We pet lovers are a rare breed :)

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

This is true. I can't think of that many people who I would go to this kind of trouble for.

I would use the collar for Monty, but he's obese, so he can't reach his ass end anyway, and it appears that none of the other animals are willing to give him a hand.