cats. asses. the story of my life.

[crankylex]

Just in case you thought your day was bad?

I just cleaned out Monty's prolapsed anus.

Your day wasn't so bad after all, now was it?

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[niobedancing.livejournal.com]

I'll do that job next time if you answer my correspondence from my exhusband....

*looks hopeful*

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

Now THAT is a task that I would enjoy.

::rubs hands together::

I swear to god, we should round up all bastard ex-husbands and poke them with pointy sticks.