family. can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.

[crankylex]

On Monday night around 11, I walked outside to let Harry pee. When I got into the middle of the driveway, Sara jumped out from behind a car with a HOSE in her hand and started to spray me, screeching, "I will wash the sin off of you!!!" like a madwoman.

I was SOAKED. Dripping wet, in the middle of the night, in my own backyard with Harry running around me in circles and Sara cackling like a lunatic.

I marched back upstairs, woke Jared up, and he was like, "Why are you all wet?"

After I told him, his eyes got real big and he said, "The hose doesn't reach up the back stairs, does it?"

My family is populated by lunatics.

Comments

[angelbuffy0.livejournal.com]

Okay it took me a few to figure out why you had to go outside so someone could pee. Wondered if the place was so small that privacy was that much an issue. Then lightbulb. Harry must be a dog.

Can ya tell it has been a long day?

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!

No, privacy is not an issue, and depending on how much to drink everyone has had, every bush is fair game.

[theantijoss.livejournal.com]

That's... so weird.

So, are you cleansed now? *G*

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

I am thoroughly enjoying my sinning, so I'm going to have to say no.

:->

[theantijoss.livejournal.com]

Hee. The sinning is the best part! Holy people with hoses should just... open a car wash or something. ;)

I'm so glad my entire family is populated by godless heathens like myself. Well, maybe not quite so godless as me, but...*G*

[spikesleman.livejournal.com]

*is speechless*

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

I wasn't kidding about my family being nuts.